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Brett : H-H-He's black Jules : Go on! Brett : He's bald!
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
Don't you have other things to do? Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. We are God's unwanted children?
Get out of your apartment. Narrator : So you can breathe. Our Great War's a spiritual war We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. Narrator : This is so fucking stupid Tyler Durden : Motherfucker!
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You just want me to hit you? Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Tyler Durden :  You're not your job.
Tyler Durden : Listen up, maggots. Tyler Durden :  You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Buy what you're told to want?
Narrator : Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. But we won't. Let 'er rip. Narrator : Whoa, wait, this is crazy. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.
I don't wanna die without any scars. Tyler Durden : That's right. Tyler Durden :  It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Emergency water landing - miles an hour. You accept your fate. What do you care? Tyler Durden :  Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Narrator : I don't know about this. Tyler Durden : I don't either. Tyler Durden : C'mon, do me this one favor. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Prove you're alive. You have been warned- Tyler. Who gives a shit? Tyler Durden : So go crazy. You hit me in the ear!
You are not special. Tyler Durden : Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Narrator :  Well, what do you want me to do? So be it! Tyler Durden : Ow, Christ Narrator : Guess I fucked it up Tyler Durden : No, that was perfect! No one's watching. And we're slowly learning that fact.
In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Tyler Durden :  Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. Tyler Durden : [beat] Surprise me. Tyler Durden :  Fuck damnation, man! If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
It's all right here. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. You're not how much money you have in the bank. Quit your job.
We have no Great War. No Great Depression. You're not the car you drive. Narrator : Why? Tyler Durden : Why? I don't know why; I don't know.
Tyler Durden :  The things you own end up owning you. Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Start a fight. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. And we're very, very pissed off.
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Narrator : That's, um That's an interesting theory. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Tyler Durden : Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? Tyler Durden : Oxygen gets you high. Meet a member of the opposite sex. You're not the contents of your wallet. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop! Never been in a fight. Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Tyler Durden : Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? You're not your fucking khakis.
Narrator : What, like in the face?
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Narrator : No, but that's a good thing. You want me to hit you? We're the middle children of history, man. Tyler Durden : No, it is not. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Fuck redemption! You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Narrator : This is crazy. Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? No purpose or place.