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Don't you have other things to do? Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. We are God's unwanted children?

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Get out of your apartment. Narrator : So you can breathe. Our Great War's a spiritual war We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. Narrator : This is so fucking stupid Tyler Durden : Motherfucker!

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You just want me to hit you? Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Tyler Durden : [] You're not your job.

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Narrator : Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. But we won't. Let 'er rip. Narrator : Whoa, wait, this is crazy. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.

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Emergency water landing - miles an hour. You accept your fate. What do you care? Tyler Durden : [] Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Narrator : I don't know about this. Tyler Durden : I don't either. Tyler Durden : C'mon, do me this one favor. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Prove you're alive. You have been warned- Tyler. Who gives a shit? Tyler Durden : So go crazy. You hit me in the ear!

You are not special. Tyler Durden : Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Narrator : [] Well, what do you want me to do? So be it! Tyler Durden : Ow, Christ Narrator : Guess I fucked it up Tyler Durden : No, that was perfect! No one's watching. And we're slowly learning that fact.

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In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Tyler Durden : [] Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. Tyler Durden : [beat] Surprise me. Tyler Durden : [] Fuck damnation, man! If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

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It's all right here. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. You're not how much money you have in the bank. Quit your job.

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We have no Great War. No Great Depression. You're not the car you drive. Narrator : Why? Tyler Durden : Why? I don't know why; I don't know.

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Tyler Durden : [] The things you own end up owning you. Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Start a fight. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. And we're very, very pissed off.

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Narrator : That's, um That's an interesting theory. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Tyler Durden : Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? Tyler Durden : Oxygen gets you high. Meet a member of the opposite sex. You're not the contents of your wallet. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop! Never been in a fight. Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Tyler Durden : Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? You're not your fucking khakis.

Narrator : What, like in the face?

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Narrator : No, but that's a good thing. You want me to hit you? We're the middle children of history, man. Tyler Durden : No, it is not. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Fuck redemption! You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Narrator : This is crazy. Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? No purpose or place.